You have 2 cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows
.
Your neighbors help you to deal with it and you split the milk with him.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows
.
The government takes them and you will provide milk for your needs.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows
you
The government takes them and sells you the milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows.
The government takes the white cow and kill the black.
DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows
. The police confiscated the
you and shoots you.
feudalism
You have 2 cows.
The lord takes half of the milk trumpet and your wife.
DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
.
Voting to decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
.
Voting for who will elect the person who will decide who gets the milk.
ANARCHY: You have 2 cows
. Let
organize themselves in self-management.
CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows
You sell one and buy a bull calves have to start with a herd.
WILD CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows
. Make
slaughter the first and the second obligation to produce as much milk 4 cows.
At the end dismiss the worker who is dealing with accused of allowing the cow to die of exhaustion.
Berlusconi
You have 2 cows.
You sell three to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother on your bank. Then do an exchange of letters of credit, with an interest in a company subject to public bid and the transaction gain 4 cows also benefiting from a tax deduction for the possession of 5 cows. The rights on the production of milk from six cows are transferred from a third party on behalf of a Panamanian company based in the Cayman Islands, owned secretly by a shareholder who sells the rights to your company on milk production of cows 7.
on the books of this company include 8 ruminants with a purchase option for an additional animal. In the meantime, have you broken the 2 cows because they get dirty and stink. When they're caught, you become Prime Minister.
PRODISMO:
You have 2 cows. You
the hold, the government takes the milk and puts you on a fee: the stable, the manger, production. To you is the dung. Meanwhile, in approving a bill on the taxation of animal waste.
Mastella:
You have two cows.
Go around promising to give milk at all and I give you another 10 cows.
fill us with the milk of his wife in the pool shell-shaped, while appointing the president of the consortium to make grants to cattle.
A judge who wants to investigate the matter to the transfer Ponza, and after that, when you want prisoners, beginning to cry, saying that everyone is against you and that you're not part of the caste.
